pokeymon showdown

no i meant the hackmons game mode

Shadowfall wrote:no i meant the hackmons game mode

hackmons has species clause now

i killed five of six in a team of legendaries with a motherfuckin shuckle eat it nerds

bobby b wrote:i killed five of six in a team of legendaries with a motherfuckin shuckle eat it nerds

trying to beat down a stall shuckle is like trying to destroy a skyscraper with a spoon

nickname him stallman

aammyy wrote:

bobby b wrote:i killed five of six in a team of legendaries with a motherfuckin shuckle eat it nerds

trying to beat down a stall shuckle is like trying to destroy a skyscraper with a spoon

nickname him stallman

i called a team of 6 MAXIMUM SHUCKLE and AMERICAN SHUCKLE and he just fuckin gave up after i crushed them all with maxed out stats because he couldnt even hit me with the evasion and mud slap giving him .3 accuracy and me 3x evasion

bobby b wrote:

aammyy wrote:

bobby b wrote:i killed five of six in a team of legendaries with a motherfuckin shuckle eat it nerds

trying to beat down a stall shuckle is like trying to destroy a skyscraper with a spoon

nickname him stallman

i called a team of 6 MAXIMUM SHUCKLE and AMERICAN SHUCKLE and he just fuckin gave up after i crushed them all with maxed out stats because he couldnt even hit me with the evasion and mud slap giving him .3 accuracy and me 3x evasion

crushing those hardcore nerds who haven't grown out of using legendaries yet

make your team OU compatible and see how much ass damage your shuckle can do then

it IS hahaha shuckle is 'never used' according to smogon even though my shuckles have 2.5k defense and special defense when i reach maximum acupuncture mode

oh there's no way to get into a tier with six of them though but it sometimes works when i have just one shuckle

bobby b wrote:it IS hahaha shuckle is 'never used' according to smogon even though my shuckles have 2.5k defense and special defense when i reach maximum acupuncture mode

anything that doesn't have 100+ atk/spatk and 100+ spd winds up in NU, smogon tiers are fuckin retarded

i crushed OU shitnerds daily on there with lieges of UUs and NUs

garchomp has jaws of steel but they cannot even scratch the shell of a shuckle in a sandstorm

aammyy wrote:i crushed OU shitnerds daily on there with lieges of UUs and NUs

garchomp has jaws of steel but they cannot even scratch the shell of a shuckle in a sandstorm

thats the best part

there's ALWAYS some sandstorm pokemon in OU battles, but sandstorm doubles shuckle's defenses so that they're way up in the thousands and nothing can do more damage than leftovers replenishes

garchomp (4x attack) (critical) (super effective)

14 damage

wrecking loser nerds since 1977

holy fuck

bobby b wrote:never forget 187 turns of me pissing this dude the fuck off

oh, is that the black/white 2 protag?

way cuter than the fuckin trailer trash hooker look b/w 1 was sporting

le pokeymans

i cant believe there are nerds who play this game like a sport but it makes me feel good to crush them with a fucking turtle

a turtle in NU

i learned all of this shit about shuckle like what moves work good and how the stats work but i still don't remember shit about pokemon for the most part

bobby b wrote:i learned all of this shit about shuckle like what moves work good and how the stats work but i still don't remember shit about pokemon for the most part

pokemon's kind of been like riding a bike for me

i haven't done anything really serious with it for years but my knowledge of the competitive scene always comes back clearly when i need it

more pictures of me winning

pwnage

buttcrusher hurtin asses

i got a showdown account


who wants to buttcrush my shite team

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-128888267

actual footage of me being garbage