lckelears omegle adventures

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
i looove big thick cock <3 show me yours. maru.kami kek
You: no thank
Stranger: gross
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
I'm a girl&i cut. If we were friends& I told you I cut, would you leave/ignore me? I hide them and no one knows really.
You: quit making your life more dramatic than it really is
You: pinching yourself is an option
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lckelear wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
I'm a girl&i cut. If we were friends& I told you I cut, would you leave/ignore me? I hide them and no one knows really.
You: quit making your life more dramatic than it really is
You: pinching yourself is an option
Stranger has disconnected.

autismmsisms

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Question to discuss:
Why does my bf like sucking on my boobs?
Stranger: Mine too!
You: boys like to pretend that girls are lactation monsters
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Is it true that Japanese girls make chocolate with their period blood in it on Valentines day? My girlfriend is Japanese.. She told me they do..
Stranger: yes
You: no
Stranger: they do
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
You go to jail and your cell mates name is bubbles what do you do
You: hi bubbles
You: what are you in for
Stranger: Dude dont fuck whit that is arios issue prison rape
You: bubbles my name is buttercup
Stranger: Thank good i am mexican but the time i did in Texas sure was hard time
You: pay attention to fences
Stranger: What are you talking about i was in Texas not in usa
You: oh
Stranger: You know all the south is our homeland
You: so what are you in for bubbles
Stranger: No no call me beaner or spik but not a chip nick name
Stranger: Chimp
You: bubbles isnt chimpy
Stranger: We hate Niggers to
Stranger: Why not pedro
You: okay
You: why not bubbles
Stranger: I almost kill a chomo
You: wow really
Stranger: Turd burger Child molesting prick
Stranger: And i dont regret
Stranger: It was my little cousin
You: okay
Stranger: Why would yo do
Stranger: If you know a defencless Child its being molestes
Stranger: Molested
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
favorite porno site?
You: fuck.you
Stranger has disconnected.

maybe bubbles is the one from trailer park boys

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
You: hello friend
Stranger: Hi kik?
You: no
Stranger: Snapchat?
You: never
Stranger: Phone #
You: absolutely not
Stranger: Lol ur a fiesty girl rnt u?
You: hardly fiesty
You: more along the lines of "get away from me"
Stranger: Me?
You: no, i mean the third stranger.
Stranger: Im trying to make a new friend
You: this isn't the place to do it.
Stranger: I thought it was ..
You: well, you're getting nothing out of me.
Stranger: Buf u seem like a nice girl
You: asking for a kik, snapchat, and phone number before even taking a breath isn't a good start to making friends either.
You: how is it that i seem nice?
Stranger: Idk so im getting no where
You: can't get anywhere if you start at a dead end.
Stranger: Well can u get cornered in a round room?
You: depends on the curvature. and how broadly your assailant's arms spread.
Stranger: ?
Stranger has disconnected.


wrecked a hopeless romantic today

holy shit ammy is that you?

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
YOU GOTTA DO WHAT?
Stranger 1: wash my hair then masturbate
Stranger 2: HAHA FUKIN EPIC QUESTION
Stranger 2: BRAVO
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 2: HOLYSHIT
Stranger 2: SO FUCKING COOL
Stranger 2: UR AMAZING
Stranger 2: I PRAY 2 U BASED GOD ^_^
Stranger 1: r u srs?
Stranger 2: so fucking cool
Stranger 2: YOU GONNA DO WHAT?- BASED 2012
Stranger 2: fucking epik..
Stranger 1: srsly?
Stranger 2: this is going on facebook
Stranger 2: ;)
Stranger 1: qstn isnt evn epc
Stranger 2: nah its epic as fuk
Stranger 2: pleb
Stranger 1: stp prsing it nigr
Stranger 2: whatever goyim
Stranger 2: take a shekle
Stranger 2: i tip my fedora 2 u
Stranger 1: r u from 4chin?
Stranger 2: 4chan is epic
Stranger 1: it s a secret forum 4 haxers on steroids
Stranger 2: yeah one time they took up all the ports on a website
Stranger 2: holyshit
Stranger 2: the fuk...
Stranger 1: What boards?
Stranger 2: keep them away from my computer
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 2: i tell u
Stranger 2: uh ur mama :)
Stranger 1: ur mom
Stranger 2: wow whatever dude
Stranger 2: like you can even prove that
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: i can :^)
Stranger 2: pusi
Stranger 2: yeah proof?
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 2: thats what I thought
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 2: ;(
Stranger 1: this is your mom "l" and dis is ur dad "L"
Stranger 2: "_"
Stranger 1: I L
Stranger 1: c?
Stranger 1: DO U C?
Stranger 2: yea
Stranger 1: dat god enugh 4 uya?
Stranger 2: totally not faked
Stranger 2: whatevr...
Stranger 2: fukin prik
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
le simply epick mee mees :^) rolf do u think i even give a h*ck :3 #bazinga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger 2: please don't be a girl
Stranger 1: what?
Stranger 1: why?
Stranger 2: girls are rude
Stranger 1: that's not
Stranger 1: completely true
Stranger 2: are you a girl
Stranger 1: not all girls are rude
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 2 has disconnected

lol theres that hopeless romantic again
i mustve wrecked him hard

pat wrote:holy shit ammy is that you?

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
YOU GOTTA DO WHAT?
Stranger 1: wash my hair then masturbate
Stranger 2: HAHA FUKIN EPIC QUESTION
Stranger 2: BRAVO
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 2: HOLYSHIT
Stranger 2: SO FUCKING COOL
Stranger 2: UR AMAZING
Stranger 2: I PRAY 2 U BASED GOD ^_^
Stranger 1: r u srs?
Stranger 2: so fucking cool
Stranger 2: YOU GONNA DO WHAT?- BASED 2012
Stranger 2: fucking epik..
Stranger 1: srsly?
Stranger 2: this is going on facebook
Stranger 2: ;)
Stranger 1: qstn isnt evn epc
Stranger 2: nah its epic as fuk
Stranger 2: pleb
Stranger 1: stp prsing it nigr
Stranger 2: whatever goyim
Stranger 2: take a shekle
Stranger 2: i tip my fedora 2 u
Stranger 1: r u from 4chin?
Stranger 2: 4chan is epic
Stranger 1: it s a secret forum 4 haxers on steroids
Stranger 2: yeah one time they took up all the ports on a website
Stranger 2: holyshit
Stranger 2: the fuk...
Stranger 1: What boards?
Stranger 2: keep them away from my computer
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 2: i tell u
Stranger 2: uh ur mama :)
Stranger 1: ur mom
Stranger 2: wow whatever dude
Stranger 2: like you can even prove that
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: i can :^)
Stranger 2: pusi
Stranger 2: yeah proof?
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 2: thats what I thought
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 2: ;(
Stranger 1: this is your mom "l" and dis is ur dad "L"
Stranger 2: "_"
Stranger 1: I L
Stranger 1: c?
Stranger 1: DO U C?
Stranger 2: yea
Stranger 1: dat god enugh 4 uya?
Stranger 2: totally not faked
Stranger 2: whatevr...
Stranger 2: fukin prik
Stranger 2 has disconnected

no way this has to be fd

reads like the average kid on rot from what i saw yesterday

god what

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing...
Stranger 1: my my miss american pie
Stranger 2: Bye bye mister aniline guy
Stranger 1: took the chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
Stranger 1: that's all i remember of the lyrics
Stranger 1 has disconnected

this is as close as i will ever get to omegle actually doing something cool

Question to discuss:
im a lonely furry creature that nobody will talk to so could you please give me a hug im really sad
Stranger 2: People hate you for a reason.
Stranger 2: Did you by any chance see that tosh.0 episode with the furry?
Stranger 2: Oh wait I forgot
Stranger 2: You can't reply
Stranger 2 has disconnected



what the fuck are you going to prove by referencing cancer.0

wrekt

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
My Little Pony: ____ is ____
Stranger 1: sexy
Stranger 1: joking
Stranger 2: My little pony so skinny and bony he went to the circus and farted on purpose
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
you should visit otthunderdome
Stranger 1: i love the thunder dome
Stranger 1: mad max shit
Stranger 1: mental
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
stranger 1 is a furry
Stranger 1: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Stranger 2: :^)
Stranger 1: :o)
Stranger 1: HeLLo MoThERFuCKeR :o)

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO GO AWAY NUH UH NO + + + + +

is that some kind of homestuck shit

homestuck is gay as fuck

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:homestuck is gay as fuck

lol what in gogs name, le fuckasses these days am i rite homosucks *high fives epic fandom bros*

mrspurinization wrote:

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:homestuck is gay as fuck

lol what in gogs name, le fuckasses these days am i rite homosucks *high fives epic fandom bros*

HAHAHAAH [IMPURE]

oh jesus fucking christ no no heeell no that disgusting tumblr shit does not belong here

do you really need to draw those grayskinned whatever the fucks from homostucks as hamplanets fucking each other to raise awareness of 'body acceptance' holy shit

mrspurinization wrote:oh jesus fucking christ no no heeell no that disgusting tumblr shit does not belong here

do you really need to draw those grayskinned whatever the fucks from homostucks as hamplanets fucking each other to raise awareness of 'body acceptance' holy shit

OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

le fuckass!!

mrspurinization wrote:is that some kind of homestuck shit

yea some gamzee faggot thinks he's a clown