pony "poetry"

the infinite potential is just too good to pass up

starting with our "heroes"

TWILIGHT:
Just because you're named Twilight
doesn't mean you're always right
and just because you're "Really cool"
doesn't mean you're not a tool
and just because you've got some friends
doesn't mean your life won't end
because, you see, you're just a joke
and you live inside an oak
and your mentor's a gigantic fool
who acts like she's not a massive tool
and not to mention your dragon "friend"
who's certainly not loyal to the end
because honestly, you treat him like crap
and maybe, sometime, you should just shut your trap.
So y'see, Twilight?
You're just not right!

RARITY:
So, then there's good old Rarity
who's talent is stupidity
but who pretends is serendipity
and is supposed to be generosity.
Well that would be okay,
if it were that way,
or if it would stay,
but it changes on the day!
Occasionally, she's generosity,
and maybe stupidity too,
she's always serendipity though,
through and through.
So quietly sits Rarity,
who's talent is supposed to be serendipity,
and who's element should be generosity
but is really just stupidity!

GLORIOUS RAINBOW CRASH:
So here's an ode to Rainbow Dash
who has a tendency to crash
into things she really shouldn't,
and honestly, that I thought she couldn't!
After a great many years,
she was just reduced to tears
so I think that it is safe to say
she's different, starting today
But that doesn't excuse her awful mood
or her general attitude
and her massive *jerkitude
around every gal and every dude.
Go figure, it's RD
who has a really bad history
which really should make you see
why I treat her horribly!

*a not so unlikely Dashism, no doubt!

i hope the message got through well

i dont care lol

vladimir oakins wrote:

YOU ARE A FAGGOT

XD

"WHO CARESSSSSSSSSSSS" - rtcity author of "pony poetry"

vladimir oakins wrote:"WHO CARESSSSSSSSSSSS" - rtcity author of "pony poetry"

Umm who cares much?! Shut up; foolish human.

rtcity
he squeezes my titty
ain't that a bitch
god fuck that little bitch
i'll wreck him without a hitch
but something says not to smash this clod
it's the man the locals call "the tyrant mod"

wwwww

Give my dick a handshake
And don't eat too much cake
And you can let your titties shake
It's cool, I know they're fake.
Blow me like an air compressor
Cause that's what your lips are for
Suck until your jaw is sore
And I might let you come back for more
Fuck me when I want it
And show me your perkiest tit
I think I'll slap it around a bit
Before I find where else this cock will fit.

i hate these sort of threads
sometimes they make me wanna stay in bed
if only rtcity would learn
that there's better shit to churn
i don't even hate on any brony
it's just rtcity is too fucking horny
that braeburn bub ain't gonna kiss you
nor is he gonna touch you too
my point is, bud
there is more than this mud
go out there
be a fly nigga with a pet bear
kick some dick with the hood
get in a good mood
you'll be with us someday nigga
signed, mega

hahahahaahahaha wow he's being unironic this poetry is shit ponies aside

RT hopes to elevate
Thoughts to which he masturbates
But none on OTThunderdome
Read his shit - piggu go homme!
Don't try to shoehorn this tragedy
Your pony shit is nothing to me
So stop pretending you're another
You aren't acting like my glorious brother
I know a less obnoxious city
Quiet Quesnel - full of titty

Oh shut the fuck up with this stupid fedora shit. Children. No self-respecting adult would seriously consider that an insult. At this point, it's just stupid and redundant. Swill.
Whatever excuse, whatever reply you have is not good enough at this point. It is SO unbelievably unoriginal, so uninspired and baseless and totally unrelatable to anyone with a normal social life that it's just pathetic coming from anyone who uses that expression and it makes you ultimately pathetic. Nothing can redeem you now. Absolutely nothing is worse than a man regurgitating the same unoriginal useless bullshit endlessly. You have become a part of a moldy network of shitbags who think that an awkward clothing choice is a legitimate point or a comment you should be wasting your time away making.
Tl;dr, 'fedora', none of that will make you clever or smart or will get on my nerves. You're so sad now that literally nothing about who you are can save you from this moment. You were a part of the one of the most embarrassing parts of the internet which is the group of imbeciles who think that fedoras are funny.
You think I wear one? You think I give a shit? You think I give a shit who you are or what you comment back? You think I cared if you read this whole thing? You think I care about the down-votes? You think I have a cat? None of that shit matters. Don't pay any attention to who I am or why I'm making such a big deal out of it. I just want it to sit with you how useless you are.
How inane, how your appetite to post stupid meaningless shit on the most powerful form of communication we humans have... I want you to ruminate in the reality that you REALLY get off on posting about
FEDORA WEARING NERDS
NOTHING will distract from that. Maybe you don't care how you look, maybe you don't care what people like me think. But you can't say that. You must care because you waste precious seconds that you're never getting back posting about it. See? You have no escape.
Like I said, no matter who you are. No matter your achievements in life... You're still the little child no matter how old you are, that really fucking said, "I can smell the fedora from here." like a motherfucking cartoon character. You are internet trash.
I'm so fucking sick of the internet being filled with absolute cyber-bullying trash like you. No matter how great you make yourself out to be, psychologically... the only thing that explains your behavior is that you're 1. a proven and unredeemable piece of shit or 2. So unhappy with something in your life and SO bad at handling your fucking emotions that you can't even speak to people like human fucking beings so long as something embarrassing happened to them.
You are absolute trash.
I've been dead for 3 minutes. I don't give a shit what you think about that or if anyone believes me. I know what it's like to be away from the world. You deserve it. I hope you walk out the road today and get fucking killed.
Edit: Honestly, NOTHING felt better than stooping to your level for just a second. I don't hope you die. But I love thinking about the fact that some energy like you could be just immediately vanquished. You're so small and weak. OP spoke to you with respect when he didn't have to. Remember that and I hope you feel great about yourself.

this thread suk dicks

ottd poetry thread general

i still have a whole ten to fifteen pages of this shit wo is dein gott jetzt

your so fucking gay

i just never posted it lol

slamjamsk8r wrote:i just never posted it lol

post it

ill do it tomorrow night

SIE KA–NNEN DIESES NICHT STOPPEN.

gay