bitching and moaning general

slamjamsk8r wrote:right now im really pissed due to spinny being a dick

tangy wrote:

lckelear wrote:

tangy wrote:I cut open my asshole today at school and it hurts to live

how the fuck

long story but here we go

day at school was going fine today, last period, I've got this. walk out of the classroom to go to the washroom (I don't even bother to ask anymore I just walk out). go into a stall, do my thing, pull some toilet paper and do that. suddenly, paper feels very smooth against my butthole, im like "shit I don't think I had diarrhea?", inadvertently glance at paper, it's SMEARED with blood. I yell out 'oh fucking shit' I guess I cut open my cornhole with the awful toilet paper we have in our dispensers. sit there for a while not knowing what to do (taking too long to get back to class, bleeding out, getting ass-blood all over my clothes etc), eventually decide to pull em up and get the hell out of there.

stall in the hallways FOREVER. no fucking way am I going back to class with a bleedy ass and sitting down on my clothes with a bleedy ass. blood running down my leg. BELL RINGS. might be in trabbu for skipping but I don't care, I've got bigger fish to fry. fight my way back to class, get my stuff, get the hell out before teacher can ask questions.

FINAL BOSS: I must get home, either walk a few miles back home or sit on my clothes in a faster vehicular route. take the risk and go for the ladder. JEANS SURVIVE and somehow weren't stained with my ass. underwear will never see another day of battle. will buy this brand again.

by the time I got home the blood had mostly stopped but I took a shower and opened the floodgates again. sat around eating microwave macaroni on the toilet waiting for it to end. its back to normal I think but im gonna play safe for a while.

everything's in the wash and im wearing some red flannel pajyma pants

butthole still hurts tho

slamjamsk8r wrote:i like to think that cream soda is the undrinkable nectar of the gods sent to earth to purge all the evil from earth because i never see that shit in stores but i know it exists and i've tried it before and it's glorious aside from the fact it destroys your body

ammy wrote:Spiny the expert of political flip flopping

resident faggot wrote:til big bend is so gay you can get sunburnt just sitting in a car fml5ever

tangy wrote:

resident faggot wrote:til big bend is so gay you can get sunburnt just sitting in a car fml5ever

hahaha oh man I remember getting fried like an egg back in 2012 because I thought it would be a good idea to go to this amazing water slide park with my cousins for a few hours with no sunscreen

instant skin cancer!