fastlane: curator of cocks

http://www.roblox.com/fastlanes-twilight-sparkle-plushie-item?id=93810257

http://www.roblox.com/image-item?id=98084263

http://www.roblox.com/yes-item?id=86097087

so
fucking
gay
holy shit

also that plushie looks like it has been abused
like if it were a real small animal, he had spraypainted it and tortureously beat it

haha didnt you guys say he was like 18 or whatever
fuckin playin with legos and ponies

he's about 20 now

he also has in his possession applejack and fluttershy happy meal toys from whenever mcdonalds had my little pony toys back in 2012

slamjamsk8r wrote:he's about 20 now

hes going down a bad road

source on applejack and fluttershy toys

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fastlane252 in comments wrote:fastlane2522 years agoin reply to DroftiTheDragon

ended up with a fluttershy, a rarity, and 3 applejacks if i had got a rainbow dash she would have met her demise on the barbecue grill outside

lol

slamjamsk8r wrote:

fastlane252 in comments wrote:fastlane2522 years agoin reply to DroftiTheDragon

ended up with a fluttershy, a rarity, and 3 applejacks if i had got a rainbow dash she would have met her demise on the barbecue grill outside

lol

dat hate for a cartoon character

im more concerned that he got a happy meal five times for the pony toys when he was 18 than i am by the retarded comment about some rainbow pony

fastlane will never contribute anything to society hes just a waste of resources

if only

and to think
i used to like fastlane
ooh god dark times

slamjamarty wrote:he's about 20 now

holy crap
i feel like if i saw a real picture of him i would just turn to stone or someshit oh god

nonatums wrote:and to think
i used to like fastlane
ooh god dark times

slamjamarty wrote:he's about 20 now

holy crap
i feel like if i saw a real picture of him i would just turn to stone or someshit oh god

he probably looks like a fucking cave troll with a scraggly pube lookin neckbeard beginning to grow

Red Epoch wrote:

nonatums wrote:and to think
i used to like fastlane
ooh god dark times

slamjamarty wrote:he's about 20 now

holy crap
i feel like if i saw a real picture of him i would just turn to stone or someshit oh god

he probably looks like a fucking cave troll with a scraggly pube lookin neckbeard beginning to grow

beginning? i bet it's so thick he can't hardly breathe
not to mention all the excess fat in his neck crushing his trachea

we know he sounds like a neckbeard!

seriously how desperate of a man you've gotta be to be so avid in ponies at the age of eighteen
i mean, i've seen and heard guys that are far worse than this and my friend who's 19 jokes about the shitload of pony porn on his hd, but actually buying merch meant for insecure six year old children bothers me a bit

imagine an 18 year old guy walking into a mickey d's five times to get a happy meal for the pony toy

slamjamsk8r wrote:imagine an 18 year old guy walking into a mickey d's five times to get a happy meal for the pony toy

i find this as disturbing as the guy with no kids buying kids clothes

what would you even say

pedophilia

lel