it's time again!
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it's time again!
stupid shit!
- "Good old Mistakes":
- "Av'dioma."
This really had the potential to be the worst morning in the history of the universe. Much how last night had quite possibly been the worst night ever in the history of the universe. Not only had everything gone wrong at the wedding, but things got worse, if that was even possible. Now the world was down one alicorn and yet another fucking unicorn -- and somehow these two weren't just more useless cannon fodder for the unending series of hells Equestria seemed to be stuck in these past few months. No, of course not, they were actually important. And now they were dead, of course, and there was apparently not fuck all anybody could do about it.
RT felt very out of place and extremely uncomfortable in the royal palace. Every time before he'd been here, he'd caused something unbelievably awful to happen, be it blowing the whole castle up to beating the unholy hell out of Celestia. Somehow, he got the feeling today would not be any exception to this rule. Of course, right now he had some more pressing issues to deal with. Mainly involving the fact that he was why Cadence and Shining Armor had died in the first place. Yeah. It's as bad as it sounds. So now he was stuck trying very hard to give the Mane Six some valid reasons not to blow him away with their little deus ex machina cannon while Twilight sat in the corner completely neurotic and unaware of any of the going ons.
Evidently the six minus Twilight wanted no part of RT around their best friend -- presumably for the better, considering how last night she'd almost decked RT in the face a few times and broke Dash's nose in with a chair that she'd thrown. So, awkwardly, they sat in some forgotten room of the endless royal castle, with RT trying really hard to understand what had even happened in the first place.
Unbelievably, they didn't seem to hold much of a grudge. Apparently an alicorn goddess dying and their best friends' brother's getting shot right between the eyes did not in the slightest bit concern them. Or maybe they were just couldn't accept that all this had happened yet. RT assumed the latter, considering they'd spent most of yesterday staring at each other in disbelief and parrotting the same "Oh Celestia" response again and again whenever it was brought up. It's not like this hadn't happened before, because RT remembered all too well the reactions they had after defeating Disclane in that horrific little incident. And, actually, come to think of it, maybe they were traumatized by all of this. Fuck if he knew, since none of them would talk, but he digressed.
"So, any of you guys feel like actually talking today, or what?" RT spoke softly. "I kind of realize that it's a little hard to even grasp what's happened, but..."
"I really, really don't care, RT." replied a very visibly worn Pinkie.
"The hell is wrong with--" Oh, yeah, she was still depressed, wasn't she? Kind of forgot all about that. She didn't exactly make it obvious most of the time, much to the presumed chagrin of any therapists who would dare probe the mind of the pink abomination. RT quickly tried to disassociate himself with what he'd almost just said by completely changing subjects. "Anybody else?"
Total silence.
"Wow."
"Well, you can't blame us. for not really wanting to talk." murmured Applejack from the far corner. "We spent the whole day yesterday being stupid and only making everything worse."
Even though it was totally irrelevant, RT couldn't help but notice the southerner's total lack of a southern accent. Where it'd gone he didn't really know, but he was strangely curious. He made a mental note to accost Applejack on that one when nobody was looking. Unfortunately, the distraction meant RT had a major delay in response to whatever the fuck it was Applejack had said -- he hadn't heard any of it, besides "making everything worse," and even if he, judging by that last line it was probably some self-loathing that he couldn't possibly care less about. Still, he felt like he couldn't just not respond, even though that would have probably been totally okay with everybody in the room.
"Oh come on, you didn't make everything so bad." he said clear across the room. "I mean--"
"Aside from not helping our friend in her time of need, letting her get captured, and then not even noticing. And all the while she has to go and break herself out while still having to deal with the fact that her brother just died right in front of her." pointed out a very, very guilty sounding Applejack. "Don't bullshit us just to try and make us feel like we didn't fuck up, RT. You know just as well that what you said is totally wrong."
RT hadn't really expected this sort of thing from Applejack. Of course, he remembered that this one wasn't the real one -- not technically, anyways. The real one presumably would not use "fuck" in a sentence if it weren't needed, but this one seemed to not have any qualms about that. He kind of couldn't fault her though. For one thing, human swear words not having the same sort of sting and feeling they did in the real world, and for another thing, she was right. To say it was anything less than, in her words, a "fuck up," would have been wrong. They had made a mistake. A bad one. And it had hurt one of their best friends. Slowly, RT sank in to his chair. "Well then," he said with a resigned sigh, "I guess we officially think the same thing."
Re: it's time again!
alright here we gooooo more of this!
im not reformatting this shit dont even ask
- Spoiler:
- Not very far away, in the room the five ponies and RT had been in, Twilight was having a very fun day trying not to just jump off a cliff or something to that effect. She'd already tried such a thing before, not very long after Disclane came and destroyed all of Ponyville, and found to her dismay that she was too scared of dying to do it. Not today. Well, okay, maybe not today. She was still absolutely horrified of dying, especially considering that she would either end up in one of two places. Either she'd wake up in a glorious little place called Tartarus - the pony hell, evidently, and where you seemingly went provided you didn't have enough good to balance out your evil or bad. The alternative to that or she'd end up in a white void, wandering aimlessly for the rest of eternity, but then... well.The other alternative was living like this, and she did not want to live like this. Especially in the knowledge that her brother's killer was going to get away without any punishment at all. That had infuriated her when she heard, even though Celestia mentioned something about RT "being somewhere between 'hard to kill' and 'immortal,'" and being "stronger than I am." So, she took matters in to her own hooves in the evening of that awful day.First of all, she tried to punch him in the face, but she missed badly and just ended up looking silly. Later she threw a chair at him, but she apparently hit Dash in the face and broke her nose or something. All she knew is that Dash was clenching her bloodied nose the last time she'd seen her. Looking back on it all, she didn't feel a whole lot of sympathy for her friend. Actually, the bi- -- okay, maybe that was too strong of a word -- jerk kind of deserved it.Come to think of it, all of her friends kind of deserved whatever horrible things may have been happening to them right now. Twilight really didn't care that what she was thinking sounded awful in every way. Friends didn't do things like look the other way as their other friends broke down into sobs and utter hysteria. They also didn't let their other friends get captured. Most of all though, they did not completely ignore the fact that their other friend was missing. Her friends were guilty of all three.And oh, sure, they might feel awful for it, but what - and Twilight couldn't help but say it this time out of pure spite for her "friends" - fucking good was that? She'd still suffered horribly, and nothing would ever, ever, EVER - she put special emphasis on the last ever - change that, no matter how many times they apologized.Of course, she was now way off of topic -- wasn't she supposed to be trying to kill herself right now or something? She couldn't even remember, simply because of how upset she was thinking about her friends betraying her. Oh well. She felt an uncanny urge to sob painfully into her pillow now anyways, and she could already feel a stray tear or two working down her face. Killing herself, or whatever she was going to do, would have to wait.
im not reformatting this shit dont even ask
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- and then some:
- RT was still sitting casually in the chair he'd found in that one room the six of them had been relegated to. He'd resolved that it was comfortable enough to justify swivelling it around through the palace like an idiot. The sight was a pretty funny one, since usually you didn't see someone riding through the palace on what was basically a glorified office chair. It gave the five ponies a laugh, at least, and quite a number of guards."I bet if John were here, he'd make some unbelievably silly remark about the importance of not gliding around the halls of the castle you're known for destroying." RT called back to the five as he swerved around a corner and almost smacked himself in to the wall. As if any of the guards care in the slightest, he thought as he flew down the hallway and far out of the ponies' sight.The five didn't even really care much for anything RT had been saying. They gave silent acknowledgements, at least, because they still had decency. Really, though, they had more pressing matters to attend to, like their friend, who they were very much concerned for. Or how they were going to reconcile with one another, which they'd been putting off on the grounds that they really had no idea how to go about doing it.Specifically, whether or not they should even try to apologize to each other had been the problem. Besides Flutter, everybody had said something they shouldn't have, and a lot of what was said that shouldn't have been fell under "things that an apology will probably not fix." It would have been one thing if they'd just called each other 'jackasses' or something for a day or two. But they hadn't. Applejack had physically abused her friends, which was a side effect of her depression and spiral into alcoholism. But, when that was fixed, she turned to verbal abuse, and this time she was sober. Judging by what had been said, a lot of which nobody even dared to quote out of sensitivity to it all, she doubted she was ever going to get any apology for that.The other three's situation wasn't a whole lot better. Dash didn't do anything particularly dumb, but siding with Applejack on a number of matters greatly bittered her relationships with Pinkie and Rarity. Signifying this, the three of them hadn't talked in almost ten days, and even now didn't make eye contact at all. Apparently they still weren't quite over it. But then...Dash remembered a conversation from the evening before, right before the whole chair thing. Somewhere in the middle of it, a quote stuck out. "...if you had to be verbally abused by Applejack constantly, and in the end she wouldn't even owe up and apologize for it, wouldn't you feel a bit bitter too? And if your best friend would actually defend her on it, don't you think you'd be a little bit upset with her, too?" or something like that. She was pretty sure it was Pinkie's quote, but she couldn't place it and she wasn't going to ask in front of Applejack, nor did she dare intend to start something that had nothing to do with Flutter when Flutter was around. Thus, she was forced to look throughout her practically nonexistent memory of the night before.It was about as subtle as a hundred and fifty foot tall dragon. "What are you doing?" whispered Flutter. Dash reeled back in shock stopped -- she'd though everybody would be preoccupied with RT, or at least the walls or something. Guess not."Nothing," responded Dash in a just as soft whisper. Viote, she silently added in her mind. Of course, she'd never actually call her friend Viote, since that would be disrespectful, presumably. More pressingly, though, it would also imply that she was a guy. "I'm just thinking, is all.""About what?" Oh go-- Celestia, damn it, RT's slowly changing me, isn't he? Whatever, we're going to get in to this now?"Why are you so interested anyways?""Il jasi em, Daashe." This could not possibly be resolved well once the Equestrian barrier had actually been broken in speech. That was something Dash had come to realize after awhile. Every single time someone started speaking Equestrian in an important conversation, it ended in utter disaster. Unbeknownst to the two pegasi though, the Equestrian perked up everybody else, since normally speaking Equestrian meant "top secret" or "very important, do not let fall into anybody else's hands," and they turned towards the two."Honestly, you can always just tell me en Eluenessian if you don't think that English is a good idea."Silence."Because that would help when I am literally standing two feet away from two people who I don't want to have knowing about anything I'm talking abo--"Dash noticed everybody else staring.
"Do I dare ask why you three are staring at me like I'm a changeling..?"This was going to suck. Badly.
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- and now a last bit!:
- RT sat against a wall, scribbling a little note on a piece of paper he'd found inexplicably in one of his pockets. Somehow, he'd left it in there without even noticing. Well, no matter now."To John:" he wrote, "What was that about the entire population of Canterlot coming to back kill us if we should set foot in it again? Because I'm sitting right here, against a wall, in the middle of the royal fucking castle no less, and I am just fine. The guards don't even care, actually, and I'm fairly certain they even enjoy my presence because I'm not a total screw up like the princesses and I'm a new face." Oh, he couldn't wait to give that one to John. He'd make sure personally that he got to it when the ponies and him got back to Ponyville. If they got back.Wait, what? Of course they'd go back to Ponyville -- Twilight wasn't going to give up on it just because of some silly shit that hadn't happened there in the first place -- at some point. Hell, they'd probably be out of here by the end of the week. Then again, it was something like Tuesday today, so more likely he'd probably actually be out of here by Thursday. Well, if it was Tuesday.He still wasn't very sure, what with Robloxian time and Ponyverse time being completely different. Equestrian time was a good four or five behind Robloxian time at best. He explicitly remembered how the 10th of October back in 2010 was actually something like June 21st in the Ponyverse. Doing basic math which he remembered from some other point long ago, he'd calculated it was a difference of 111 days.Of course, that never stopped growing and shrinking randomly, it seemed. When Pinkie's birthday rolled around this year. it was -- at least according to John -- somewhere in the middle of November in Robloxia. It was May 3rd in Equestrian time, hence why he stopped trying to follow along.Anyways, he'd totally gotten derailed from his point. They'd be back in Ponyville in a few days anyways, so he was sure that he didn't have a whole lot to worry about. Except maybe ponies being stupid, but they could sort that out on their own.
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