nonatums mlp fanfic leaked!!

http://nonatumsthegreat.deviantart.com/art/Dashie-s-Pepsi-Problem-458342033

'mature content filter is on' what the fuck is this

buttcrusher wrote:'mature content filter is on' what the fuck is this

brother beware
you're in for a scare!!

fucking gay

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:fucking gay

stfu, i'm the kevin spacey of our time

fucking incredible

none of us have deviantart accounts to see this what the fuck is it

nobody cares

buttcrusher wrote:none of us have deviantart accounts to see this what the fuck is it

It was a hot day in Equestria, and all the ponies were doing their jobs like normal law abiding citizens. Especially Rainbow Dash, who worked twice as hard as all the rest. She was patrolling the skies like a majestic bird with wings. Suddenly, she remembered -- SHE HAD A SECRET. The chorus of Mr Roboto rung in her head, she was too distracted and spiraled downward. She conveniently fell on a runaway mattress, and recovered quickly. She spoke aloud "Fuck! How will I ever keep my secrets hidden?" And as if Pony God has ejaculated a divine answer through the clouds, a large, hulking can of untampered Pepsi rose from the ground, glistening in the golden sun, dripping and dribbling reheated water, as if it were sweating. Rainbow Dash almost ran away, when she remembered -- SHE HAD A SECRET. Fearing the outcome of this secret, she once again began to run away, inhesitant this time. She shortly crashed into a nearby cult. "What the fuck is wrong with you?" It shouted, raising it's fist to strike. She backed away, but within seconds, she was covered in blood of her were-to-be attacker. She looked back up to find he was being ruefully massacared by a swarm of flying Pepsi cans, aluminum torn and weaponized. All around, she looked to find the same thing. Aluminum shard, Pepsi, and blood spraying everywhere. She screamed and began to run once again like the pussy she was, in the opposite direction. She found herself on the ground again, in front of the large Pepsi can who seemed to rule them all. It screamed in rage, and rose into the air, positioning itself over the blue pony, ready to crush it beneath it's girth. Thinking fast, Rainbow Dash ducked, and due to the indention at the bottom of the can, was only met by a harsh pressure. When the Pepsi can rose, it was moreso angered to find the pony in the sky, instead of a bloody, gluey pulp beneath it. The Pepsi can spoke in deep, rapid Sumerian, and legions of pepsi cans flew after it, leaving equestria deserted and void of life, except the sliver that remained in the still beating hearts of mutilated fillies. Dash-Dash looked behind her, to find the legions of Pepsi cans, many armed with weapons such as Flaming Swords, SMGs, Laser-guns, Shotguns, and the weaponized corpses of dead ponies. She flew faster. They were catching up. Suddenly, she heard the fire of bullets and lasers, she did all the manuvers she could to avoid harm. Suddenly, a black shadow blotted out the sun, armed with a bayonet bazooka. Upon closer examination, she recognized the cylinder thing -- The giant Pepsi can. Then everything went black.

She woke up to find herself dressed in a frilly maid school girl outfit, tied to a huge, slowly burning log surrounded by stones, and surrounding the stones, the legions of Pepsi cans. Among them all, the largest before me. It laughed in a deep tritone voice. She struggled to escape, but she couldn't.
She looked down to see the large Pepsi can slowly inflating, between the 'e' and 'p' and a 3D-Oval-ish shape, it made interested grumbling noises. She knew what was about to happen. The Pepsi can levitated, dong sticking out five feet in front of it. It aimed it at the Dash-Dash's mouth, moving back slightly as if to get a running start. There was nothing she could do to stop it. At the speed of sound, it charged her, instantly piercing through her mouth and out the back of her head, her brains slowly oozing out of the gaping hole when the inflation was not present, Dash-Dash barely clinging on to life. It ruthlessly and relentlessly forced the inflation through the hole, Dash-Dash alive just enough to feel it all, she tried to scream, but it was stopped short by the penetration, blood and brains spewed everywhere, the aluminum easily ripping through her face. The deep voice of the Pepsi can bellowed as Pepsi began to squirt out the inflation, small amounts at first, then enough to flood Jupiter, the Pepsis surrounding cheering and shouting happily as Dash-Dash was burned alive and desecrated. This is only the beginning.

well jebs why didnt i do this earlier

what the actual fuck

deviantart is really smart to make you have to register to see 'matture content' since that's all the site is good for

thats pretty much the only reason people joined it at all

on a scale of shit to gay how gay is it

holy fuck
apparently some nigga named
''playful succubus" favorited it and demanded a sequel

i told you i was the vekin spacey of our time

this means you ought to make a sequel

indeed i will!
dashie reanimated - pepsi strokes bac

go for it mon ami

still better writing than rtcity's

writing as we speak
thx epoc