The death of steve jobs

9:23 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: thirty minutes or free
9:23 PM - Skellor: he kept to his creed
9:24 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: scribed in bloood
9:24 PM - Skellor: he sucked too hard
9:25 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: stretched his throat too far
9:25 PM - Skellor: the contraction of his throat as it ripped was said to be a glorious feeling though
9:25 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: the vocal chords were the first to go
9:26 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: it was painful but the precum eased the pain
9:26 PM - Skellor: as he lay there unable to help as his customer walked away
9:26 PM - Skellor: his iphone out of reach
9:26 PM - Skellor: he bled out in a greasy ally
9:26 PM - Skellor: the only comfort
9:26 PM - Skellor: he died doing what he did best
9:26 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: he wanted to spend his last few minutes with his vibrator app
9:26 PM - Skellor: he managed to grab the cord
9:27 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: it was denied when he had to gid through the seven pages of crap
9:27 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: *dig
9:27 PM - Skellor: he was too weak to scroll through the terms and conditions
9:28 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: he couldn't concentrate enough to type with the small fucking keyboard
9:28 PM - Skellor: his hands were too slippery with a salty mix of blood and cumb
9:28 PM - Skellor: cumb
9:28 PM - Skellor: cumb
9:28 PM - Skellor: cum
9:28 PM - Skellor: goddamnit
9:29 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: he proceeded to lick the glorious nectar off of his fingers
9:29 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: as if he were eating fried chicken
9:29 PM - Skellor: his last happy memory in life
9:29 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: he died soon after
9:30 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: with a massive asshole hemmorage
9:30 PM - Skellor: his body found by some whores 3 days later
9:30 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: which then necrophilaicly raped his decomposing body
9:30 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: as if it were an iphone 4
9:30 PM - Skellor: with his most prized invention
9:30 PM - Skellor: the iDildo
9:31 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: they used the tablet edition
9:31 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: and effectively stretched his ass past repair
9:31 PM - Skellor: he payed them generously so they bought as money as they could
9:31 PM - Skellor: he was then skinned akin to a bear
9:31 PM - Skellor: and made into a decorative rug for the us congress
9:31 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: which was then exported to the chinese as a diplomatic gift
9:32 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: they loved the extremely loose asshole
9:32 PM - Skellor: they gracefully accepted it and hung it in their iphone factories
9:32 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: everyone in china raped his ass at one time
9:32 PM - Skellor: 1 billion screaming chinamen
9:32 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: it could not contain the sheer power of one billion 2-inch dicks, however
9:33 PM - Skellor: it ruptured with much gusto
9:33 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: and exploded throughout the lands
9:33 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: creating the so-called smog over the orientals
9:33 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: and suffocating them all
9:33 PM - Skellor: which few remember as being ass residue
9:34 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: the americans then claimed their victory as their own
9:34 PM - UNCLE PASSIVE: though mister jobs did the work


what about us IMing now hoe

what the fuck is this??? are you losers trying to be funny or something

i mostly ask this because i read one line and was like "holy shit this is gay" and skipped the rest because i knew what was coming.

slamjamsk8r wrote:what the fuck is this??? are you losers trying to be funny or something

this was like from a year and a half ago or some shit

oh no wonder it's so retarded

slamjamsk8r wrote:what the fuck is this??? are you losers trying to be funny or something

stop calling people losers, its rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

loser!!!!!!

slamjamsk8r wrote:loser!!!!!!

Son, I have spoken with your father and we are thoroughly dissapointed with your performance in this post, and as such we are not giving you any allowance this month or the next, also we would appreciate if you got yourself a place to live, instead of our attic that you lent Amsk9r. I'm not going to let you post on other threads, your equipment will be confiscated until further notice, and you know you can't enter our room. Love you sonny lol

rt gets in troubleeeeeeeeee