a chat with the dude himself

[11:01:35 AM] Neciweci: Hi DPRK GENERAL #1, I'd like to add you as a contact.
[11:01:45 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: DPRK GENERAL #1 has shared contact details with Neciweci.
[11:01:48 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: lol whats up fd
[11:02:03 AM | Edited 11:02:15 AM] Neciweci: What can I do to prove I'm not FD?
[11:02:22 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: start by not using the same username as your original email on ottd?
[11:02:37 AM] Neciweci: "same username as your original email on ottd"?
[11:03:07 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: ya dont play dumb with me retard you literally couldnt spend five minutes from the site so you immediately started coming on with trillions of alts to shitpost like fuckin dinkly
[11:03:09 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: get out of here
[11:03:20 AM] Neciweci: What?
[11:03:37 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: fd youre so fuckin bad at this
[11:03:45 AM] Neciweci: If you mean FD we've made our best efforts to tell you that he has followed the "rules"
[11:04:24 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: this is probably some of the worst lying ive ever seen
[11:04:47 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: but fd has canserus aspergers or whatever so its ok
[11:05:14 AM] Neciweci: you said "fd" in the third person so deep down you know i'm somebody else! :P
[11:05:21 AM | Removed 11:06:03 AM] Neciweci: This message has been removed.
[11:05:24 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: yes fd i know youre actually your dad on the phone
[11:05:43 AM] Neciweci: Is my voice really that deep?
[11:06:02 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: no beaners are just squeakers diseased taught me that
[11:06:15 AM] Neciweci: Oh okay, FD's dad is whiteshit.
[11:06:16 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: thank u based diseased
[11:06:20 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: ya i know he's adopted
[11:06:28 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: saw them pictures of his sister
[11:06:33 AM] Neciweci: Yeah OK
[11:06:38 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: sisters
[11:06:48 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: fd in a cage
[11:07:06 AM] Neciweci: I know you saw the pictures of his sisters but he's not that far off, I don't know why you'd say that. Anyways the point is I am myself and not FD's dad
[11:07:16 AM] Neciweci: That's really ridiculous bro
[11:07:25 AM] Neciweci: I just want to hang out y'know
[11:07:40 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: i wanna believe this shits like an ironic joke or something
[11:07:50 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: cuz nobody is that fuckin awkward and stupid
[11:08:04 AM] Neciweci: I'm not sure if I should be insulted by the fact my entire existence is being called an ironic joke or nah.
[11:08:14 AM] Neciweci: "awkward and stupid"? where? Teach me your ways.
[11:08:15 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: I, uh,, just wanna hang out, uh, bro. And I am actually real and not FD. That is really ridiculous!
[11:08:46 AM | Edited 11:08:50 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: pls insert 25 cents to continue talking to the king of $wag
[11:08:52 AM] Neciweci: Well maybe my "relaxed" vernacular comes off as "awkward and stupid", that is another beaner trait
[11:08:57 AM] Neciweci: hold on getting my 25 cents
[11:09:05 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: jokes on you you're too fuckin poor nerd
[11:09:17 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: fd add me again when you can make up a better persona but you still cant come onto ottd
[11:09:20 AM] Neciweci: My dad's a millionare engineer, just saying.
[11:09:24 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: pffhahahaha
[11:09:35 AM | Edited 11:09:40 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: my dad is billy gates bitch you've been outclassed
[11:09:48 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: get fuckin wrecked you mexicant sludge
[11:09:57 AM] Neciweci: I just looked up Ariel Sepulveda and all I get is WWE so nvm
[11:10:09 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: also im extending the rule to 'no relatives of fd allowed' even though you're fd
[11:10:23 AM] Neciweci: Don't be a dick dude
[11:10:30 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: so now you have to pretend to be an entirely different person sorry brah
[11:11:17 AM] Neciweci: I don't even know where this "FD alt" reputation comes from, the only one I can remember is Big Bertha which was technically me and ZMC3 on Rejected Discussion 3.
[11:11:25 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: k
[11:11:27 AM] Neciweci: C'monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[11:11:50 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: k but only if you can out bench me
[11:11:52 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: how much u bench
[11:12:17 AM] Neciweci: I've followed in my dad's doppelganger's footsteps, I bench about 165 now.
[11:12:24 AM] Neciweci: I'm 14 and I started a while ago so.
[11:12:24 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: ok you cant come on sorry matey
[11:12:33 AM] Neciweci: "Please"?
[11:12:34 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: could bench way more at 14
[11:12:35 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: no
[11:12:52 AM] Neciweci: Well yeah, maybe if you started when you were 10.
[11:12:54 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: i gave yer fake account another chance fd but you FUCKED UP
[11:12:58 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: started at like 13
[11:13:01 AM] Neciweci: Fucked up where?
[11:13:03 AM] Neciweci: Oh
[11:13:04 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: you FUCKED UP bro
[11:13:07 AM] Neciweci: That's actually impressive if true good job
[11:13:10 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: cant lift shit now you cant come on
[11:13:14 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: sorry mate
[11:13:35 AM | Edited 11:13:39 AM] Neciweci: I know you're kidding about this whole "lifting" thing, don't you do this with pretty much everyone?
[11:13:42 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: absolutely not i love fitness
[11:13:47 AM] Neciweci: Obviously
[11:13:51 AM] Neciweci: But I'm pretty sure you don't life 420
[11:13:57 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: lol you thought i did though
[11:14:04 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: "seth doesnt bench 420 WTF FFF"
[11:14:08 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: "YOU LIEDDDDDDDD"
[11:14:12 AM] Neciweci: That's because FD is a dumbass quite frankly.
[11:14:14 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: hahaha that was the funniest shit ever
[11:14:21 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: ok self deprecation isnt gonna make me believe you're fd
[11:14:23 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: not fd
[11:14:24 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: fuk
[11:14:28 AM] Neciweci: "self" deprecation
[11:14:33 AM] Neciweci: [11:14 AM] FUDGIE KRUSHER DELUXE 40": ok self deprecation isnt gonna make me believe you're fd

<<< ;)
[11:14:46 AM] Neciweci: Shit I did the gay wink thing, being in a chatroom with him all day is toxic
[11:14:50 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: [11:14 AM] Neciweci: ok i admit it im fd

<<<
[11:14:54 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: whaaaaaaat
[11:14:55 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: crazy bro
[11:15:04 AM] Neciweci: I have used that program before.
[11:15:11 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: programs are for pussies
[11:15:16 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: skype 4 for life
[11:15:35 AM] Neciweci: Well yeah, but the point is now Skype quotes are all dubious because anyone can forge them.
[11:15:41 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: lies
[11:15:41 AM] Neciweci: Nobody would even believe you
[11:16:08 AM] Neciweci: That person would be pretty much clueless to take a Skype quote at face value.
[11:16:18 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: ok fd ill give you one more chance to come onto ottd and get banned for talking about bestiality or whatever
[11:16:38 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: uhhh if you can drink a gallon of milk in under a minute and twenty seconds you can come back
[11:16:58 AM] Neciweci: "The shit I pull on freshmen will work over the internet"
[11:17:01 AM] Neciweci: I don't even have a webcam.
[11:17:03 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: i want high quality POSIX-approved nanosecond precision here
[11:17:16 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: so break out your compilers and make sure this is some legit shit
[11:17:27 AM] Neciweci: I don't have a webcam.
[11:17:45 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: u fucked up by being poor then you cant come back
[11:17:53 AM] Neciweci: I don't see the need
[11:18:05 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: i dont see the need for you to come back
[11:18:06 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: fag
[11:18:08 AM] Neciweci: You know I was being sarcastic with "millionaire" but the point is fucking rich
[11:18:28 AM] Neciweci: Are you going to die if I am FD and I go back on the dome?
[11:18:44 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: uhh no because i called it that youre fd
[11:18:56 AM] Neciweci: LMFAO, you can do that with any new user.
[11:19:00 AM] Neciweci: Look at Rejected.
[11:19:01 AM] Neciweci: Look at your own forum
[11:19:02 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: you have won 2 tickets on a cruise liner
[11:19:17 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: ya except fd uses the same proxy ip and acts like the same retarded sperg every time
[11:19:24 AM] Neciweci: "same proxy ip"?
[11:19:28 AM] Neciweci: I'm not on a proxy.
[11:19:30 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: ya pussy uses a proxy
[11:19:38 AM] Neciweci: Isn't that because he's IP banned?
[11:19:44 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: ya
[11:19:46 AM] Neciweci: I would imagine
[11:19:52 AM] Neciweci: That's not really being a pussy then.
[11:19:54 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: gigantic bitch
[11:19:56 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: lol yes it us
[11:20:01 AM] Neciweci: OK whatever
[11:20:01 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: "HURR PLS LET ME HANG OUT WITH U GUISE"
[11:20:16 AM] Neciweci: well, pretty much.
[11:20:28 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: i can see him getting kicked out of a bar and wearing blackface and a trenchcoat to pretend to be someone else
[11:20:51 AM] Neciweci: You keep talking about FD in the third person.
[11:21:07 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: cuz fuck your gay anglish
[11:21:18 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: my password is imgay21
[11:21:29 AM] Neciweci: Why are you telling me this
[11:21:29 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: do you have the stone cold bravado to log in
[11:21:39 AM] Neciweci: UH OK I guess.
[11:21:45 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: you didnt do it
[11:21:46 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: PUSSY
[11:21:48 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: FUCKIN
[11:21:48 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: PUSSY
[11:21:50 AM] Neciweci: I'm doing it!
[11:21:53 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: ok that was your last chance
[11:21:56 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: nope its too late
[11:22:01 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: password is already changed to 'imgay44'
[11:22:04 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: you fucked up
[11:22:22 AM] Neciweci: imgay44 doesn't work.
[11:22:34 AM] Neciweci: Wow you did exactly what I thought you would
[11:22:37 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: cuz you need to log in with a sooper secret username
[11:22:41 AM] Neciweci: You think I'm fucking stupid?
[11:22:41 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: its not my skype profile username
[11:22:45 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: skype 4 is the best
[11:22:53 AM] Neciweci: OH, on Skype
[11:22:54 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: 'sethixzon' isnt it that is
[11:22:56 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: its like
[11:22:57 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: uhh
[11:23:06 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: well i cant tell you cuz you're fd and you failed the three great tests of manhood
[11:23:20 AM] Neciweci: I'm pretty sure it's sethixzon, that's what I used to contact you
[11:23:27 AM] Neciweci: Can I still log in or whatever?
[11:23:30 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: ya fucked up brotha
[11:23:34 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: quit playin
[11:23:35 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: you fucked up
[11:23:37 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: quit playin
[11:23:40 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: ya FUCKED UP
[11:23:41 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: BITCH
[11:23:58 AM] Neciweci: You're kind of a dick.
[11:24:12 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: hey queer dont get pissy with me cuz nobody wants you on ottd
[11:24:28 AM] Neciweci: There's like a 0.1% chance of me being FD, the same as link or whoever else being FD
[11:24:43 AM] Neciweci: Oh, I didn't realize you had to be referred to OTTD to be allowed on there because it didn't seem like that
[11:24:44 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: theres a reason you got kicked out of ottd like 10 times
[11:25:03 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: no lol stop pullin your shit and making it so obvious
[11:25:24 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: i guess i gotta explain to you again that we banned you unanimously like 4 times over the course of almost two years
[11:25:26 AM] Neciweci: I'm going to eat, meet me in the pit in 15 minutes
[11:25:36 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: i dont have to eat in the pit cuz im white
[11:25:37 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: feels good
[11:25:42 AM] Neciweci: lol FD isn't m', just play along at least
[11:25:52 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: im white
[11:25:54 AM] Neciweci: No you shat I'm eating and then going to the pit.
[11:25:55 AM] Neciweci: Bye
[11:26:01 AM] DPRK GENERAL #1: k

queerby

my dad is a millionaire engineer

BRONYBREAKER85000 wrote:my dad is a millionaire engineer

just like fd

but i was lying because it was le ironik

some food for thought for the casual observer:

Flambongsmoke
7/20/14 7:08 PM
i think i'm gonna send my spic cousin on there because he knows me front and back and might just maybe convince the people who actually think i caused all that shit of the oppostie

rofl FD isnt rich

[11:18:08 AM] Neciweci: You know I was being sarcastic with "millionaire" but the point is fucking rich

"i dont have to eat in the pit cuz im white"

rofl my sides ache from laughing so much