seth reviews crysis 3

NOW IF THERE WAS EVER A FUCKING GAME THAT WAS MADE SHIT BY PC ELITISTS; THIS IS THE FUCKING GAME

EVERYONE PLAYS THIS SHIT FOR THE GRAPHICAL EXPERIENCE BUT I FUCKING LOVE THE GAME

CRYSIS 3 IS IN A FUTURE WHERE SOME BUTTLORD ALIENS COME DOWN AND WRECK THE FUCK OUT OF HUMANITY BUT DON'T WORRY BECAUSE SOME OLD GUYS STOLE THEIR TECHNOLOGY AND MADE A SUIT OUT OF IT FOR THE UNITED STATES OF FREEDOM AND DESTRUCTION AND USED IT TO KILL KOREANS TOO BUT NOW THERE'S VOICE ACTING

THE GAME DEVELOPERS DECIDED TO CATER TO THEIR GAY FANS AND TOSSED IN MASSIVE FUCKING LEVELS LIKE IN CRYSIS 1 EXCEPT UNLIKE THE ORIGINAL CRYSIS YOU'RE NOT FUCKING AROUND IN A JUNGLE WHICH MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT FIFTY TIMES AS HARD AS CRYSIS 2 BUT IF YOU'RE A FAN OF TWENTY KILOMETER LEVELS GOOD FOR YOU YOU'RE GOING TO GET KILLED BY SOME GUY SO FAR AWAY YOU CAN'T SEE HIM

BUT THEN AT THE FINAL LEVEL THE DEVELOPERS DECIDED "SHIT WE FORGOT A BOSS BATTLE" SO THEY TOSSED IN THIS GUY



HE'S PRETTY HARD BUT THEN THEY ADDED THE FINAL BOSS WHICH IS FUCKING MASSIVE

SO THEN CRYTEK DID THE UNBELIEVABLE AND THREW AWAY ANY OPTION FOR A SEQUEL BY TELLING EVERYONE IT'S OVER IN THE GAME

OVERALL WORTH PLAYING IF YOU'RE A FAG LIKE ME WITH A RICER COMPUTER OTHERWISE GET FUCKED

also epoch you need to do something like this someday
http://otrepository.forumotion.com/t616-behold-my-incredibly-lazy-otx-related-wh40k-army-repaints

christopher robin wrote:also epoch you need to do something like this someday
http://otrepository.forumotion.com/t616-behold-my-incredibly-lazy-otx-related-wh40k-army-repaints

news flash rt nobody can see the otr archives i hid them when you were reviving your gay forum and you guys forgot to undo it

oh whoops shit i thought i'd unhid all of them guess not
you're not really missing out on a whole lot in any case though any relevant images i'll copy over here in a second

behold

wasn't crysis like the crackdown series but better

i have no clue because i've never heard of crackdown, but unless crackdown involves korean invasions, gigantic death aliens, weapons from the future and technobabble crazy shit, something almost destroying all of new york and a suit that is literally the most incredible suit known to man, i would think that it's not

from what I've played replace Koreans with crime lords, giant alien beasts to giant abominations (which are easily interchangeable), and add kickass conspiracies then they're pretty fuckin similars

crysis is a shooter game where you kill aliens and north korean stereotypes/regular military-dropout wannabes (1 vs 2 and 3) in an armored suit

CRYSIS 3 IS FUCKING BASED I LOVE THE CRYSIS SERIES ITS ONE OF THE VERY FEW GAMES WHERE I GAVE A FUCK ABOUT THE STORYLINE

cry3 is my personal favorite then 1 then 2, but its hard shit when the ceph come. also the boss in level 6 can be killed quickly by shooting the battery pack on his back

trashboat wrote:CRYSIS 3 IS FUCKING BASED I LOVE THE CRYSIS SERIES ITS ONE OF THE VERY FEW GAMES WHERE I GAVE A FUCK ABOUT THE STORYLINE

cry3 is my personal favorite then 1 then 2, but its hard shit when the ceph come. also the boss in level 6 can be killed quickly by shooting the battery pack on his back

people talk shit about crysis series i fuckin loved it

thought it was too easy though i would go through at max difficulty with no trouble

crysis 2 and 1 are REALLY hard on normal. i played cry3 on easy, normal, hard, then supersoldier but i never got to try the glorious pc only post-apocalypse warrior mode.

i love crysis for the nanosuits and the ceph are really cool enemies

i'm sure crysis is a good game but my glorious pc would probably explode trying to run it

trashboat wrote:crysis 2 and 1 are REALLY hard on normal. i played cry3 on easy, normal, hard, then supersoldier but i never got to try the glorious pc only post-apocalypse warrior mode.

i love crysis for the nanosuits and the ceph are really cool enemies

cant handle my $killz i played through c2 at its hardest without dying but it was admittedly a cheap as balls way to do it because you can die by accident pretty easily when your energy drops

also i liked doing stupid shit like killing big guys by punching them in the face until their metal mask broke off

AMERICAN CHAMPION wrote:

trashboat wrote:crysis 2 and 1 are REALLY hard on normal. i played cry3 on easy, normal, hard, then supersoldier but i never got to try the glorious pc only post-apocalypse warrior mode.

i love crysis for the nanosuits and the ceph are really cool enemies

cant handle my $killz i played through c2 at its hardest without dying but it was admittedly a cheap as balls way to do it because you can die by accident pretty easily when your energy drops

also i liked doing stupid shit like killing big guys by punching them in the face until their metal mask broke off

energy being used on sprint was stupid in crysis 2 and i missed the speed mode from crysis, strangling Koreans was also really fun.

how did you beat the game on supersoldier without dying???

trashboat wrote:

AMERICAN CHAMPION wrote:

trashboat wrote:crysis 2 and 1 are REALLY hard on normal. i played cry3 on easy, normal, hard, then supersoldier but i never got to try the glorious pc only post-apocalypse warrior mode.

i love crysis for the nanosuits and the ceph are really cool enemies

cant handle my $killz i played through c2 at its hardest without dying but it was admittedly a cheap as balls way to do it because you can die by accident pretty easily when your energy drops

also i liked doing stupid shit like killing big guys by punching them in the face until their metal mask broke off

energy being used on sprint was stupid in crysis 2 and i missed the speed mode from crysis, strangling Koreans was also really fun.

how did you beat the game on supersoldier without dying???

stealth and knowing exactly where everyone was

always played with a loadout of sniper rifle and scar with gauss attachment